Qui est coincé dans le virtuel? échange entre Cartman et Kyle :
- Cartman, I'm going to tell you something, and I need you to believe me, even if it seems impossible.- Okay, Kyle.
- All right, here it goes. Cartman, you aren't really here.
- Mm. And why do you know that, Kyle?
- Because I saw you, okay, in your room, passed out with a VR headset on. Customer service said that one of us needed to put on the headset and come get you, and that's why I'm here.
- Mm-hmm.
- I know it's hard to believe, but you have to trust me.
- And why did the guys send you, Kyle?
- What do you mean?
- Kyle, I want you to brace yourself. This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but you are the one that's been in a coma with the VR headset on.
- [Bleep] you.
- I know it's hard to grasp, Kyle, but I was the one sent by customer service to try and convince you that none of what you've seen is real. You bought the oculus rift headset, Kyle.
- Don't do that.
- Calm down.
- No! I put your headset on and came here to…
- In virtual reality, yes, you did.
- No. Then I came into this virtual space.
- You've been in the virtual space all along, Kyle.Think about it. We're arch rivals. Why would the guys send you in to convince me of anything?
- [Bleep] you. Why would they send you in to convince me of anything?
- [Bleep]
- Calm down.
- No! I put your headset on and came here to…
- In virtual reality, yes, you did.
- No. Then I came into this virtual space.
- You've been in the virtual space all along, Kyle.Think about it. We're arch rivals. Why would the guys send you in to convince me of anything?
- [Bleep] you. Why would they send you in to convince me of anything?
- [Bleep]
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