[sérigital] Master of None (S02E04) First Date

Dans le quatrième épisode de la deuxième saison de Master of None, Dev utilise une application de rencontre nommée Love at First Sight.... 

Extrait 1 : 

- It's always weird when you see friends on these things, 'cause it's like, all right, are we swiping right 'cause we're friends, or is it a possible boning situation? Right.

- Let's be clear, we're both here as dates, yes?

- Yes.

- Let's avoid the phrase "possible boning situation," though, right?

- Oh, for sure. Poor choice of words. I meant to say, um... "potential for romance and/or magic."

Extrait 2 : 

- I really enjoyed your opening message to me.

- Oh, thanks.

- Be honest, though. Is that a line you send to everyone?

- What? No. I would never do such a thing.

- I don't believe you. All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine.

- Mm... I don't know.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- Okay. Don't back out of this, though.

- I won't. I won't. I'm here.

- All right, I send it to everyone, but everything else is custom charming stuff just for you.

- All right, all right, fair enough, fair enough.

- Let's see yours.

- All right. Okay, here it is.

- Whoa! There's so many guys.

- I know. I know.

- It just keeps going!

- I know. I've pretty much stopped responding to most of it.

- See, that's why the Whole Foods line is key. It breaks through the clutter.

- No, it's true.

- Is that what most guys say? Just "Hey," "Hey," "Hey," "Hi," "Hi," "Hey," "Hey," "Hi," "Hey," "Hi"?

- Yes, yes, but, I mean, I also get that, like, really gross, like, disgusting stuff, too, a lot.

- Like what?

- Well, like, there was the guy who was like, "Hey, just come on over, and we'll fuck on my hammock." A guy sent me his penis and was like, "This is my penis."