jeudi 18 mai 2017

[sérigital] Master of None (S02E04) First Date

Dans le quatrième épisode de la deuxième saison de Master of None, Dev utilise une application de rencontre nommée Love at First Sight.... 

Extrait 1 : 
- It's always weird when you see friends on these things, 'cause it's like, all right, are we swiping right 'cause we're friends, or is it a possible boning situation? Right.
- Let's be clear, we're both here as dates, yes?
- Yes.
- Let's avoid the phrase "possible boning situation," though, right?
- Oh, for sure. Poor choice of words. I meant to say, um... "potential for romance and/or magic."

Extrait 2 : 
- I really enjoyed your opening message to me.
- Oh, thanks.
- Be honest, though. Is that a line you send to everyone?
- What? No. I would never do such a thing.
- I don't believe you. All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine.
- Mm... I don't know.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay. Don't back out of this, though.
- I won't. I won't. I'm here.
- All right, I send it to everyone, but everything else is custom charming stuff just for you.
- All right, all right, fair enough, fair enough.
- Let's see yours.
- All right. Okay, here it is.
- Whoa! There's so many guys.
- I know. I know.
- It just keeps going!
- I know. I've pretty much stopped responding to most of it.
- See, that's why the Whole Foods line is key. It breaks through the clutter.
- No, it's true.
- Is that what most guys say? Just "Hey," "Hey," "Hey," "Hi," "Hi," "Hey," "Hey," "Hi," "Hey," "Hi"?
- Yes, yes, but, I mean, I also get that, like, really gross, like, disgusting stuff, too, a lot.
- Like what?
- Well, like, there was the guy who was like, "Hey, just come on over, and we'll fuck on my hammock." A guy sent me his penis and was like, "This is my penis."

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